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PM Luxbridge-Sullivan runs for President


Incumbent Prime Minister and longtime personal puddle of President Jens van Kakerken runs for President!

PM Colin Luxbridge-Sullivan who is seen as the personal puddle of the incumbent President who isn't seeking re-election, is now running for President himself.

He opened his campaign with the words:

"At a time such as this, there is nothing this country needs more than stability from the top. I love this nation and its people and I will therefore be running for the office of President of the USOR. The future is ours, we shall overcome." - PM Luxbridge-Sullivan

Also Mark Thumberland, former leader of the Liberals is running for President.

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