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Counterstrike: Zelando used Israel’s six-day war tactic!

The USOR-Wolvania war has just started, at 1:30pm today the USOR Airforce has dropped bombs on certain cities in Wolvania. The president has made this call after Wolvania threatened to start a war against the country and it's president. Zelando called for the airstrike after he thought the USOR was being threatened. "Attack is the best defence." is what he said to us before hanging up the phone.

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